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Ellie 16 Florida. Recovered.

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

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ifreakinlovetaylorswift:

we don’t appreciate this enough

ifreakinlovetaylorswift:

we don’t appreciate this enough

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4 days ago
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zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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4 days ago
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I don’t care if it’s the VMAs, I’m not jumping off of there… people gettin hurt… bitten by snakes and stuff… there we go
Actual Taylor Swift at the 2014 VMAs (via nowimhaunted)

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4 days ago
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Otters frolicking underwater.

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6 days ago
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koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

and all the Variations of “Red”

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4 days ago
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hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

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4 days ago
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bgib:

when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me

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4 days ago
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whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

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4 days ago
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Interviewer: “You gave her 12 out of 10 on kissing”

Jen: *makes a kissing noises*

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4 days ago
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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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6 days ago
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