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Ellie 16 Florida. Recovered.

floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

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it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

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i-am-greg-lestrade:

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brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

Why is that a thing?

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bemoretea:

Want to extend your dog days of summer?
Head to our Be More Tea Tumblr and tell us what you would do with an #ExtraSUNday for a chance to win one through 8/31. 

bemoretea:

Want to extend your dog days of summer?

Head to our Be More Tea Tumblr and tell us what you would do with an #ExtraSUNday for a chance to win one through 8/31. 

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